Dramayan

Dramayan

                                      HEY RAM!







Scene 1 Act 1
The palace.
(Dasharata enters)
Dasharata: O worry My Majesty the king of thee 
                 Hath mistress plenty but no prince crieth my ee!

*

Scene 2 Act 1
Wishvamitra: The king must drink this elixir stenchd. 
                    Would let thy long thirst be quenchd!
Dasharata:    O what a stinky this is dear Wishwamitra? 
                    Can't drink this.Yuck.. I wish vomit- ra!

*

Scene 3 Act 1
Midwife: Aye my lord king thy highness.. 
               Thou have gifted with fourgems of fairness! 
(shows the babies to the king)

*

Skipped to
Scene 5 Act 1
(Ram hits hunchback Mantra using a catapult) 
Mantra: Ouch.. O thou son of a...(nooot!)... 
             Serves thou, little devil to hell of a ditch!

*

Slipped to
Scene 8 Act 1
Ayodyan Palace (Enters Wishvamitra)
Wishvamitra: O king, Ram hath now come to the age. 
                     Send him onto me, 'tis time for voyage.

*

Meanwhile an opinion poll was launched in this regard in the palace..

*

Back to the business.. 
Thus Ram is taken to the forest along with his
sidekick Luxman.. End of Act 1

*


Now we can move on to the Act 2 of
Dramayan..

*

Scene 1 Act 2
Tandakaranya.
Wishvamitra: (to Ram) O Ram, thou look onto this abondoned dark wood. 
                    An Asur-spirit spoilth my blessedness with her evilhood

*

Ram: Alpha 1,Target is positive.. BANG!!!
[Thus Ram & Lakhan Assure Wishwamitra's Wish of being the SuperSage by
destroying Asur Tataka]

*

Scene 3 Act 2
Ram: How far we must with thou along?
        O Guru, would be the way so long?
(Ram kicks a rock; it becomes a girl: A gal ya!)

*

Scene 5 Act1
Courtyard of Mithila.
Ram:   (sees a figure on balcony) Eureka Eureka!
Figure: Me Janaki;not Reka! 
(Thus Annalum Nokia; Avalum Nokia! ;)

*

(Ram gives a semma scene!!!) 
Ram: Thy beauty maketh a heaven even a  junkyard,
         If thou with me my city would be Janaki-yard!

*
COMING UP NEXT: SwayamwaraCondom!

*

Scene 1 Act 3
Mithila palace , Swayamwar function.
Voice Over: His royal highness on search for groom of fame.
                   Who breaketh the bow would win the game!
Ram: (to Wichchu) Let me try this fortune O dear Guru?
                              I shall prove thee my love is true!

*

VO: The next contestant.. 225 pounds, Prince Ram of Ayodya..!
[Ram breaks the IndraDhanush; Wins the WWE title.. oops.. sorry.. Janaki!!!]
Bravo! Young Ram has proven if there's a will, 
there's a way to break any 'will'!

*

Scene 2 Act 3
Ayodya.. Ram- Janaki Engagement..
Wishvomitra: (wishes) O children young aged..
                                   Thou art to be engaged..
                                   Aye Ram Aayushment Bhava..
                                   Er.. And Engagement Bhava..

                           [cut to]

Taj Samudra.. The reception. 
CHORUS: Lululululululululu.. [kulavai]
                  Le Jaayenge.. Le Jaayenge.. Dilwalon Dulahniya Le Jaayenge..

*

[Behind the scenes]
Critique: What's this man.. If it's a Shakespearean Drama, how come
              a Hindi song?
Me:        Well.. I've used my poetic (heavy) licence!

*

Scene 6 Act 3
Ayodyan palace.. Darbar.. 
Dasharata: O ministers of mine, thy king again doth worry..
                 My son Ram sooner shall be the next king of merry!

*

Scene 7 Act 3
Antahpura, Keyi's Kitchen Cabinet
[Enters Mantra]
Mant: O Thy Majetsy the Queen thou art cheated
          In the throne thy stepson shall be seated
Keyi:  But, Ram hath the whole right ..
Mant: But thou shall lose thy bright!

*

Scene 8 Act 3
[Enters Dasharata]
Dash : O my dearest regina,
           The most beloved vagina.. 
           What art thou now thinking?
Keyi:   Listen, I want Bharat to be the King!

*

Narrator: Thus a brave bull is controlled by his mad cow
               His majesty the king hath been trapped by an old vow!

[FLASHBACK in montage:
Once Keyi saved Dasha from an ambush; He promised any wish of hers would be fulfilled.]

Narrator:  Failed the consequences to be analyzed
                Alas, his royal highness hath been paralysed.

*

Scene 10 Act 3
Antahpura
[Ram enters]
Keyi: O Rama my dearest son, thou listen.
         His majesty hath given thou another mission.
Ram: Me wonder what that new mission might be.
         His majesty hath decided a submission, hath not he?
Keyi: O child, his majesty hath whispered to my ears
         Ram must stay in woods for sixteen years.

*

[Fast Forward in montage
scenes:
Ram, Janaki & his sidekick Luxman leave Ayodya;
Meanwhile King Dasharata dies of this unexpected twist (RIP).
Bharata returns to Ayodya from his grandpa's place and blames Keyi for
all this.]

*

[Unknowing all these messed up scenario in Ayodya, the trio move
towards the jungle on foot just like Advani.
Kinda 'Epdi iruntha naan ipdi aayitten' phenomenon.
BGM (shehnai): toing tointoing toitoing..

To be continued.....