Limerick

Limerick

We hereby face a new arrival

Do we live? No, it's just survival

Wired man & weird machine

Well..'tis 2013

Mankind should plan a new revival!

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There was a quake under the ocean

Nobody knew of a precaution

Waves that called tsunami

Caused lots of anomie

Twas a big blow for the whole nation!

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Folks say that India's secular

Nowadays it's not that popular

Narendra Modi ji

And Hitler's prodigy

Seemingly now more spectacular!

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Having passed 21st I wonder

What happened to Mayan Calendar

Apocalypse master

Ancient time's prankster

Predictor or just a Pretender?!

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Breaking News says he gets retired

He's the one always been admired

It's Sachin Tendulkar

The stylish Mumbaikar

Had he but left he'd have been fired?

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Bharat is known as a great nation 

Formerly had a reputation

Land of Holy Ganges

Lately the fame changes

Seemingly land of molestation!

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There is a mag with a mega mass 

Famous for changin' its pajamas 

When Bush used to steer 

Won 'Person of The Year' 

No wonder TIME is now Obama's!

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If rulers wanna change our focus 

They just make some fancy & fake us 

With UFO tracing 

And with night car racing 

And even with some 'Hocus Pocus'!

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The gunman who performed a drama 

Killed plenty, including his mama 

Connecticut shootout 

A tragedy, no doubt 

So are the drones, Mr.Obama!

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There was an issue between two apps 

Yet another news on the Apple chaps 

Google has returned, oh yes 

Now back in iOS 

And humiliating the Apple Maps!

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Roman Pontiff 16th Benedict 

Has stated latest of his verdict 

Showing us what he can: 

Tweeting from Vatican! 

Is the Pope gonna be an addict?

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Euro guys have formed a Union 

Exactly smells likes an Onion 

Yet it's not so stable 

Still it's granted Nobel 

Seems they speaking Mark Antonion?

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Who is SuperStar of cinema 

Ask even kids in age minima 

They will say 'Rajnikant' 

Digest it. If you can't, 

Fans will be givin' you an enema!

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Breaking News talking of a subject: 

Unidentified Flying Object 

Unlike those Alien 

We've something salient: 

Identified Unflying Object!

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Holy land namely it's Palestine 

Plenty of pains it has to sustain 

Israel military 

Invades territory

History books are full of bloodstain!

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Shirani, used to be Chief Justice

She is found guilty for malpractice

Panel of Impeachment 

Set by the Government

That has guys listed in Red notice!

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'42,the 6th of December

The Navy had been in deep slumber 

Aircrafts attacked Hawaii 

Banged Harbour; flew away 

Tragic day US still remember!

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There was a spreading of a rumour 

For US it was just a humour 

Hugo has injury 

He goes for surgery 

Will Chavez get over the tumour?

or

There's a news, maybe just a rumour

US now laugh as if 'twere humour

And those guys always

Wanna kill Chavez

Bourgeois are worse than any tumour!

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Leader of African Nation 

Gandhi was his Inspiration 

In Long Walk to Freedom 

Mandela breathed seldom 

For Freedom's his respiration!

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Mick Twister @twitmericks says: 
"Hi... the metre's getting tighter, especially in the top one. Keep it up"

Glad to know limericks still exist 

To learn it twitmericks, does assist 

Though this tweet sounds fishy 

Now feel like 'Brahmrishi' 

Whom bestowed by the old sage Vashist!