Limerick
We hereby face a new arrival
Do we live? No, it's just survival
Wired man & weird machine
Well..'tis 2013
Mankind should plan a new revival!
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There was a quake under the ocean
Nobody knew of a precaution
Waves that called tsunami
Caused lots of anomie
Twas a big blow for the whole nation!
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Folks say that India's secular
Nowadays it's not that popular
Narendra Modi ji
And Hitler's prodigy
Seemingly now more spectacular!
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Having passed 21st I wonder
What happened to Mayan Calendar
Apocalypse master
Ancient time's prankster
Predictor or just a Pretender?!
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Breaking News says he gets retired
He's the one always been admired
It's Sachin Tendulkar
The stylish Mumbaikar
Had he but left he'd have been fired?
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Bharat is known as a great nation
Formerly had a reputation
Land of Holy Ganges
Lately the fame changes
Seemingly land of molestation!
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There is a mag with a mega mass
Famous for changin' its pajamas
When Bush used to steer
Won 'Person of The Year'
No wonder TIME is now Obama's!
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If rulers wanna change our focus
They just make some fancy & fake us
With UFO tracing
And with night car racing
And even with some 'Hocus Pocus'!
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The gunman who performed a drama
Killed plenty, including his mama
Connecticut shootout
A tragedy, no doubt
So are the drones, Mr.Obama!
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There was an issue between two apps
Yet another news on the Apple chaps
Google has returned, oh yes
Now back in iOS
And humiliating the Apple Maps!
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Roman Pontiff 16th Benedict
Has stated latest of his verdict
Showing us what he can:
Tweeting from Vatican!
Is the Pope gonna be an addict?
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Euro guys have formed a Union
Exactly smells likes an Onion
Yet it's not so stable
Still it's granted Nobel
Seems they speaking Mark Antonion?
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Who is SuperStar of cinema
Ask even kids in age minima
They will say 'Rajnikant'
Digest it. If you can't,
Fans will be givin' you an enema!
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Breaking News talking of a subject:
Unidentified Flying Object
Unlike those Alien
We've something salient:
Identified Unflying Object!
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Holy land namely it's Palestine
Plenty of pains it has to sustain
Israel military
Invades territory
History books are full of bloodstain!
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Shirani, used to be Chief Justice
She is found guilty for malpractice
Panel of Impeachment
Set by the Government
That has guys listed in Red notice!
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'42,the 6th of December
The Navy had been in deep slumber
Aircrafts attacked Hawaii
Banged Harbour; flew away
Tragic day US still remember!
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There was a spreading of a rumour
For US it was just a humour
Hugo has injury
He goes for surgery
Will Chavez get over the tumour?
or
There's a news, maybe just a rumour
or
There's a news, maybe just a rumour
US now laugh as if 'twere humour
And those guys always
Wanna kill Chavez
Bourgeois are worse than any tumour!
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Leader of African Nation
Gandhi was his Inspiration
In Long Walk to Freedom
Mandela breathed seldom
For Freedom's his respiration!
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Mick Twister @twitmericks says:
"Hi... the metre's getting tighter, especially in the top one. Keep it up"
"Hi... the metre's getting tighter, especially in the top one. Keep it up"
Glad to know limericks still exist
To learn it twitmericks, does assist
Though this tweet sounds fishy
Now feel like 'Brahmrishi'
Whom bestowed by the old sage Vashist!
